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Gezettelt im Bergmannkiez

Die Bergmannstrasse, with their eye for good fonts and interesting analogue posts in their street, have just published the following gem: it is a message from someone whose bike is in entirely different hands now. And it did not happen voluntarily.

Here´s a quick translation of the text – and although it ain´t a love letter and makes no secret of the writer´s sentiment, it is truly classy:-)

“Dear Bicycle Thief

Only bloody scoundrels steal other people´s bikes. That´s something you just don´t do so I hope you feel lousy about yourself and get itchy rash all over your body.

I liked my bike a lot so if I should see you on it somewhere one day, you can count on a bit of action.

Otherwise, I hope you treat it well and that your conscience keeps bugging you every single day for doing something like this to another person. Here´s the bike-lock key – have fun with it!”

die bergmannstrasse


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This entry was posted on May 14, 2014 by in Kreuzberg.

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